the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
These tits shall not be calmed
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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