so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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