doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
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