youre lurking in front of me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
