Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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