did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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