do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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