Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
