You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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