brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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