remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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