How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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