We won't sleep together?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
