it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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