This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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