glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Rumble strips road head = magical
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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