I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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