Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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