You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
