Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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