Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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