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Who wears a wallet chain?!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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