apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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