It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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