sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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