Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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