I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i came on her dog
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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