i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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