I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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