why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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