hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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