he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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