If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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