I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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