Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
this hospital has no fireball
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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