I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
