I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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