i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
