Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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