bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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