Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
