Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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