Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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