Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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