It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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