Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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