chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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