Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
