i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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