there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She announced her abortion via fbk
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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