he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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