Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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