Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
