: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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