I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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