I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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