It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My cat gives me a boner
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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